Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

LOL

31Mar07

A four-year-old was at the pediatrician’s office for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears with an otoscope, he asked, “Do you think I’ll find Big Bird in here?”The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, “Do you think I’ll find […]


1.  The best vitamin for a Christian is B1. 2.  Under same management for over 2,000 years.  3.  Soul food served here. 4.  Tithe if you love Jesus!  Anyone can honk!  5.  Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church. 6.  Life has many choices, for Eternity, two.  What’s yours? 7.  Seven days […]


How Wise :)

28Feb07

“Having a smoking and non smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing and non peeing section in a pool.”


 I recieved this through email, and thought it was worth sharing: They’re back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————————- The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: […]


Money

19Dec06

   It can buy a house… ….but not a home  It can buy a clock…. ….but not time. It can buy a position… ….but not respect  It can buy a bed…. ….but not sleep.  It can buy a book…. ….but not knowledge It can buy medicine… …but not health.   It can buy blood…. ….but not life.  So you see, money isn’t everything. […]


……She does silly things!      


 The Pasta Diet and Your Health 1…You walka pasta da bakery. 2…You walka pasta da candy store. 3…You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4… You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a […]