ITALIAN PASTA DIET—IT REALLY WORKS!!!

24Oct06

 The Pasta Diet and Your Health 1…You walka pasta da bakery.

2…You walka pasta da candy store.

3…You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4… You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!


For those of you who watch what you eat,
here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
 

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7 Responses to “ITALIAN PASTA DIET—IT REALLY WORKS!!!”

  1. Hi Jen. I like this. 🙂

  2. That’s crazy!

    Every blessing
    Maria
    http://www.inhishands.co.uk

  3. Hah! I guess if it works for you…. 🙂 You do aparently eat what you like. (and ain’t nobody stopping you, I might add!) -laycee

  4. that explains a lot.
    thats im learning a new language!

  5. hmmm- I’m gonna keep working on my German. Any stats on sign language?? :o)

  6. 6 Jason

    Thats pretty funny, i like it. Maybe i should work more on my german too. The french eat a lot of fats, breads, drink lots of wine, and smoke and have lower heart attack rates. Interesting correlation study suggests milk being a tie to more heart problems, and americans do drink a lot of milk.

  7. Thanks, Jen. Finally, someone has an explanation for our situation. I can’t learn a new language before tomorrow, though!

    I hope you and your family have a blessed Thanksgiving.


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